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It is telling them why they make your life wonderful, and more importantly, how they make you a better person. In addition to your gift, what if you could also pen a few words for your dear one? In case you feel you are not so good with words, we have a solution for you. We have compiled a list of heart-touching Funny Valentines Poems can help you express yourself better.
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Last Updated February 7, What is more romantic than a love poem that was written just for you? A poem is the best medium to say sorry to your beloved; it is definitely the best way to say that you miss her and the best way to say that you cannot wait to be together.
Funny Valentine poems, especially rhyming poems, are very popular. What is the reason For all the above? By Joanna Fuchs.