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While most rules of a relationship are pretty much common courtesy — think putting the damn toilet seat down or cleaning your nasty hair from the shower — some rules are less obvious. We lose people unexpectedly all the time. Never miss an opportunity to tell your S. Choose a specific day of the week, or maybe the first Friday of each month. Just make a plan and stick to it — no cancelling, no distractions, no excuses.
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Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere. Following the first thirty 30 days said parties may say they are "seeing somebody" and may be referred to by third parties as "an item. Further, if both members of the party consent, this timetable may be accelerated; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "moving too fast" and may once again be said to be "on the market. No unreasonable demands or expectations will be made; both parties agree they have no "rights" or "holds" on the other's time. Following the first six weeks or forty-five 45 days, if one party continues to be "missing in action" without explanation, the "wounded party" agrees to "give up. Further, during the first six 6 weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt at least one spontaneous "home cooked meal" and will arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers. Following the first forty- five 45 days both parties will return to their normal personalities.
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